In the holiday gear up we have been making our lists and checking them twice and I for one have been watching my belly shake like a bowl full of jelly.

Not good.

Santa and elf in sleigh
circa Christmas 2008

For Christmas Moo would like a new baby, sister that I will be growing in my body for Christmas. And If I don’t come through I hear he is going right, to Santa. Hmm. I’m going to have to outsource this one to Legolas who is expecting a baby girl this March…Talk about a real friend. (She’ll probably want some sort of gift….needy)

over loved

Overheard:

Wah: Brudder I growed up while you were at school! I’m a big boy now
Moo: Really? You’re a big boy now? Did you eat meatloaf this morning?
Wah: I’m big! I”m a big boy!!!!!
Moo: Oh I’m soo proud of you, now you are a big boy! You do not look bigger..
Wah: Yes! I”m much taller and stronger now!!

Smile!

Things I can’t believe I’ve said….more than once

Stop licking the car?
What do you mean your bottom is broken?
Where are your pants?
Don’t hold the cat like that…

Things they’ve said that make my brain hurt.

Mom? Why do we have arms?

Dad’s response? “Because we would look silly with hands coming out of our shoulders”.

And that’s all I have from headache central, here is too healthiness tomorrow for sure!

no, the pictures don’t relate in anyway…..

*Twelve days of Christmas by Straight No Chaser (what!? I can’t stop I tell you!)