backstory: Nine year old OBSESSED with Wimpy kid books, movies, anything. And thus, middle school. Also recent visit from Dragon Island friends included new Dragon baby.

Nine Year Old: Do you think you will have a baby when I am in middle school?
Me: No.
Nine Year Old: but you might..
Me: Nope.
Nine Year old: but what if you did.
Me: (bites the bullet) Well Dad had his baby making parts removed (that sounds worse to you then it does to a nine year old) so we can’t make babies anymore
Nine Year Old:
Nine Year Old:
Nine Year Old: If you and dad get divorced do you think you’ll have a baby.
Me: um, probably not.

*Everybody needs a little vacation-Kari Jobe